This evening, I decided to go out and take some pictures of Christmas decorations in the neighborhood where I live. At my first stop, where I took the picture that accompanies this article, I was in the process of setting up my tripod and camera when a woman in the house I was getting ready to photograph stepped out of the front door. The following conversation followed:
“Why are you taking a picture of my house?”
“I’m an amateur photographer and I’m just out shooting in the neighborhood.”
“But why are you taking picture of my house?”
“I like the way you’ve decorated. Do you mind?”
“What are you going to do with the pictures?”
“They’re just for my own enjoyment.”
“Well, OK, then.”
To be honest, I was caught a little off guard. First, I never expected anyone to pay much attention to me, and second, I never dreamed anyone might take issue with my pursuit of my hobby. I guess this is one of the big reasons I’ve never gotten into street photography. I just don’t have what it takes for these kinds of situations. So, I took a couple of pictures of her house and moved on, hoping that this event was an aberration. Luckily, I received no further challenges.
Later, when I was thinking about what had happened, here is the conversation I fantasized in my mind:
“Why are you taking a picture of my house?”
“I’m an amateur photographer and I’m just out shooting in the neighborhood.”
“But why are you taking picture’s of my house?”
“To be honest, I was just asking myself that same question. You have too many trees in the front yard. Your house looks like it was painted by a kindergarten class. And I just stepped in dog poop.”
“What are you going to do with the pictures?”
“I’m going to take the worst one, blow it up to poster size, make 20 copies and tack the up around the neighborhood as examples of what not to do if you want to decorate for Christmas.”
Since I’m a really nice guy, I would never have that kind of conversation with anyone. But I can’t help but wonder why this woman was so concerned about me and my camera. Does she get as confrontational if people stop to look at the decorations without a camera? Maybe she should put up a booth and charge admission. Oh well, Merry Christmas anyway.


![Reblog this post [with Zemanta]](http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=c6932e01-079d-460e-8aba-a79945732f55)












Best of The Rambler